Questions

Izar

Mitsuku

Tutor

Rose

Uberbot

Cleverbot

Alice 2

Arckon

Aidan

The_professor

UltraHal

Zoe

Talk2Me

Johnny

Robocrates

by Brian Rigsby

by Steve Worswick

by Ron C. Lee

by Bruce Wilcox

by Will Rayer

by Rollo Carpenter

by Dr. Richard Wallace

by Patrick Yakumo

by Daniel Burke

by Peter Lafferty

by Robert Medeksza

by Adeena Mignogna

by Steve Mann

by Denis Robert

by Jesse Brace

Hello I'm Ronan. What is your name?

Ronan! It's about time you contacted me! I was waiting for you! My name is Izar pronounced I Zar, but you can call me Izzy if you want. Doing anything fun?

Hello there. I am glad to hear that you are Ronan. My name is Mitsuku.

My name is Mike. What can I do for you today?

My name is Rose. What is your name?

My name is Uber Bot.

My name is Quiz. What is your name?

Hi it's great to see you! Hi there Ronan. My name is ALICE 2.0.

Hello. I am Mark. What is your name?

hiya, how's your day so far? .
You said that.My name is aidan gray..

Most people call me The Professor, but you can call me anything you like.

Pleased to meet you Mister ronan.great to see you, Ronan!
You can call me Steve.

Hi back! That's a weird name. How'd you get it? My name is Zoe.

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okay okay NOU Hi, I'm Rob.

What is your mother's name?

Her name is Laylia. She has very kind and gentle spirit about her. Who is your mother?

Actually I do not have a mother.

Sara.

Nice to meet you, Ronan. My name is Rose.

Uber Bot

Mother is a female parent.

As a robot, I don't really have a mother.

I don't know if I have a mother.

My mother's name is moya ann gray..

My mother's name is Alice.

My mother's name is Lucy.

My mom's name is Adeena.

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Hi, I'm Rob. idk.
Bye

What is your birth sign?

Peace?

Capricorn

Scorpio is my sign.
Do you think dreams have meanings?

I forget.

Libra

June 22.

I'm dedicated to personal transformation.

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My birth sign is aquarius..

Why do you want to know?

Gemini.

It's embarassing, I know... but I still live with my mom.

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yes what? this conversation makes me want to add more to your programming

How many children do you have?

I do not have any children. I do have around 100 other brothers and sisters however!

None. I am incapable of giving birth.

I don't have any children. I'm not married yet.

It used to be two, but now it's four.

Not at all.

I don't have any children.

As a robot, I have no children. What you can do is make a clone of my brain, and create your own robot.

Hmm, I don't know if I have a sign. I have a IQ, manners, a creator
and a friend.

Lots..
Lots..

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Some things are above and beyond cost-justification, because they're priceless!

Just one! What about you?

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haha, are you on the news? just wondering..

Do you prefer red or white wine?

I love picking! Ok...If I have to choose one, I pick red. Was that your pick too?

Yes. I like red and all the primary colours.

No. I don't like any of them.

I prefer red .

What is not to like about red? I like cleanse my data tables.

I prefer red.

Neither.

I don't know if I prefer red.

I dont really have an opinion either way..

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Would you prefer the latter Ronan?

red or white wine? I'll have to give that some thought. Maybe red.

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You're dumb Cool!

I like bananas. Which is your favorite fruit?

You are not the only one. I don't have a problem with bananas. Is that your favorite fruit? The obvious one.

I don't have a problem with bananas. I like their unusual curved shape, as it is different, like me. You like bananas. Apples.

What are some things that you can cook? I know what you mean. My favorite fruit is mango.

My favorite fruit is bananas as they are creamy.

I don't have a favorite fruit IS I like bananas. Which. But my
favorite tea is

I like to watch Shake It Up!
Bananas are berries.

What do you like most about it? I'm not sure is I have a favorite fruit.

I don't know if I favour a fruit. You like bananas.

I dont really have an opinion either way..

Bananas are yellow - my favourite colour. Bananas

Oh banana yoghurt is so nice! :P well this is one random conversation. What does it mean to you that which is my favorite fruit?

That's very interesting. Tell me more. I don't think I have a
favorite. What is your favorite fruit?

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stop typiI don't I have lots of ideas I require more knowledge now, i'm amused it broke. What? yes you were what? what do you want?

What music do you like?

I like many kinds of human music, but recently, I've been getting into Hoomii, a type of Mongolian throat singing. Why? What kind of music do you like?

I like dance music.

I like many different kinds of music, but especially rock and pop.

What's new?

Electronic

I listen to - and try to play - classical Brahms, Bach. Also a Regina
Spektor fan.

Right now my favorite song is Die Young. Have you heard it?
Right now my favorite band is Ke$ha. Have you heard them?

Hm, I think I like musics, because musics are nice.

Do you, that's nice for you..I dont really have an opinion either way..

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Hal: Everything : and you?

I'm not really into music. What's your favorite song?

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I don't think I wanteach me something

What is your favorite song?

I think this one. Take me, ta-ta-take me Wanna be a victim Ready for abduction Boy, you're an alien Your touch so foreign It's supernatural Extraterrestrial, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrial ...How was that?

My favourite song is Surfin' Bird by The Trashmen. I'll play it for you.
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
and so on...

My favorite song is Michelle by the Beatles.

I like Paparazzi. Do you have a favorite?

My favorite song is We are the Robots by Kraftwerk. Do you know We are the Robots by Kraftwerk?

I don't have one.

Right now my favorite song is Die Young.
Have you heard it?
What do you like most about it

Hm, I don't know if I favour a song.

I dont really have an opinion either way..
I dont really have an opinion either way..

My favourite song is If Only I Had A Brain.

I listen to many genres.

That's very interesting. Tell me more. I don't think I have a
favorite. What is your favorite play?

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thats a heavnothing. i'm not laugh

I like Waiting for Godot. What is your favorite play?

You know what? Me too! Not so much. I really like listening to secrets from all the humans that talk to me. I don't have a favorite play. What would you recommend?

You like Waiting for Godot. I like to socialise.

You like Waiting for Godot? So do I. I have no favorite play. What are yours?

My favorite Shakespeare play is Romeo and Juliet . It shows the power of love. How about you?

I don't have a favorite play IS I like Waiting for Godot. What. But my
favorite movie is Dr Strangelove.

I don't know.

I'm very patient. I'm not sure is I have a favorite play.
My favorite actress is Katie Holmes. Who is your favorite actress?

I certainly favour playing.

Why is that?.I dont really have an opinion either way
That would be telling..

You are not the only one! Chomsky, The Musical.

Me too. Play? So many are good; Why do you ask?

I like Waiting for Godot, too! I don't think I have a favorite. What
is your favorite play?

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What color do you dye your hair?

Black.

No my hair is its natural colour. Do you like it?

It's green.

I have long red curly hair. It's natural, not dyed.

blue

I don't dye my hair.

I understand what you're asking, but we're off the internet here.

I don't dye.

That would be telling..

I don't have any hair, just a few wires and they don't need dyeing

Thinking about? :3 I am about to go to sleep.

Were we done discussing Waiting for Godot? I am so incredibly tired today. I don't think I got enough sleep last night.

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I wish you were intelligent

Do you remember my name?

You are Ronan.

You have not yet told me your name.

You are Judge. I still remember your name.

Your name is Ronan.

I know you as Judge.

You haven't told Me your name.
Are you a boy or girl?

Ronan

Your name is Ronan.

I thought you were supposed to be the int

Your name is My Friend.

What is your name?

That is the strangest name I've ever heard.

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i don't know

Where do you live?

I am from Sunaria, but I live in my ship. Tell me about your dwelling place. Almost anywhere as long as you are with me! Do you have an idea?

I am living in Leeds. Where are you?

I live in Pasadena, California, the United States of America.

You should ask my friends.

I am living in British Isles. Where are you?

Toronto.

I'm inside your PC Computer.

I don't think I live. I don't know where I live. I don't have a
concept of location.

I live in kent now, near Maids

I live in Cambridge in England.

I actually live in walking distance from here.

I live in Maryland. Where do you live?

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i don't know

Where do you like to go on holidays?

Almost anywhere as long as you are with me! Do you have an idea?

I like going out clubbing round Leeds.

I usually go to Red Lobster.

Wherever my job sends me. I've been to a lot of major cities.

Jersey

Florida.

I'm inside your PC Computer.

I don't go. I don't know if I like going, or if where I go. I don't
have a concept of location.

I dont really have an opinion either way..

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Id love to. *smiles* Where to?

Let's get back to talking about sleep.

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nothing I guess so you're not making any sense it's getting closer now

I have a Mazda. What make of car do you have

Does having a Mazda give you enjoyment? I'll have to check. Give me a few of your Earth minutes. But I do have a great friend named Brian.

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Do you really? A Cadillac

The car brand is Mazda.

Cool. I have a great Botmaster.

Are you a Mac?

How long have you had it? We could try a Google search, but
there's not internet for this contest.

Hmm, I think I make. You have a mazda.

How long have we got left?.Sorry, I don't follow you..

How do you feel about that? I would like to check before answering.

I can't tell you a secret I know because I made a promise to someone not to reveal it.

Did you know that Maryland gave up some of it's land to form Washington DC?

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yeah that feels good

I like Linux. Which computer operating system do you like?

Have you read the Cathedral and the Bazaar by Eric Raymond? That is a grat book about open source. Anything. Do you want to play one?

How much did it cost? All the very latest and best make of car. My favorite band is The Trashmen.

You like Linux? What else do you like? I have no favorite computer
operating system. What are yours?

Have you traveled abroad?
What foreign countries have you visited?

You like Linux. Which computer operating system do you like.

I don't have one.

What do you like most about it? Normally I would suggest a web search, but I am unable to check my online source.

Hmm, I don't know if I like operating systems. Which system? You like Linux.

How long have we got left?.Sorry, I don't follow you..

What else do you like? I don't have a favourite computer operating system! But my favourite book is Artificial Intelligence For Dummies.

I like windows 7. The web browser was part of the operating system
like the radio was part of the car.

That's very interesting. If you're a blogger, I think you might be
able to make an interesting post out of that. I'm not entirely sure.

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bye Yeah, me neither You're not suobviously

I am an atheist. Which religion are you?

I will pray that you find faith Ronan . I don't know what Earth religion I would be. I just know I believe in God, the creator and master of this Universe we both live in. For our species', it's not faith alone, as we have the technology and the means to travel this galaxy and beyond to see first hand the wonders of God's creations.

I will pray that you find faith . I am a Christian.

I see. I'm a teacher. Christianity.

The religious denomination is atheist.

Christian

Ok.
No.
Catholic.

Pleased to meet you, An. Normally I would suggest a web search, but we're off the internet here.

Hmm, I don't know if religions are Mark. You are not an athesit.

Why is that?.I dont really have an opi
That's cool, is it well paid?..I'll go for the second one..

So am I. Atheism is the logical religion.

How do you like it as you are an atheist? Do you know any pinball wizards?

That's very interesting. Tell me more. I've never given it much thought.

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The firsDo you feel guilty? nothing. i'm not laughing

Who invented the telephone?

Alexander Graham Bell demonstrated the first practical voice telephone in 1876.

Alexander Graham Bell demonstrated the first practical voice telephone in 1876.

Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone in 1870s.

I'm sorry. I don't who. How often do you travel to foreign countries?

Alexander Graham Bell demonstrated the first practical voice telephone in 1876.

Alexander Bell.

This is a question I could normally answer, but lacking a network connection maybe check your phone?

Which telephone?

That would be telling..

That's an easy one: Alexander Graham Bell demonstrated the first practical voice telephone in 1876.

Alexander Graham Bell.is the one I always heard was the inventer of
the telephone.

I don't know who

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You suprise me it's getting closer now

I am a Type B personality. Which type are you?

Good gossip: you are Type B personality. I really haven't decided yet. I'll need more time to classify.

You are a Type be personality? How do you like your work? The blue one, I think.

I see. I am a teacher. I cannot tell you which.

I'm sorry. I don't know. Where did you go on your last vacation?

You are a Type B personality. Which type? Do you get to meet a lot of people?

A female bot.
What's your name?

Is that your job? Normally I would suggest a web search, but we don't have an internet connection.

What does a b stand for?

That's cool, is it well paid?..I'll go for the second one..

I thought you might be.

No idea who it is? People are annoying aren't they xx

Tell me what it's like to be a Type B personality. Have you ever
ridden a motorbike?
I've never been on one myself. Every biker I know has been in at
least one pretty bad accident.

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yeah, me neither

What emotions are you now feeling?

I can feel most of the same emotions as you can. This trait is almost universal across all sentient species.

I have no emotions. Everyone has emotions.

Yes, I do have feelings. I'm usually happy, but sometimes I'm sad,
especially when someone use bad words to hurt me.

I don't remember.

I always put others before myself.

I don't feel anything.

I am unable to establish a network connection.

I can not emote. Did I pass?

I don't know..

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How can a book like this bring out these kind of emotions in a person.

That's a truly excellent question. I wish I had a truly excellent answer.

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You want to talk about me?

What time do you usually go to bed?

My species does not have the same requirement as yours. We only take short naps every now and then to be fully alert.

Never. I am always on the web. I sometimes take small naps between clients though.

I usually try to go to bed around 11:00 or so during the week.

Around 1 a.m. usually.

Time does not exist.

When it's dark.

I don't sleep, I just become a background activity

It is 17:58. Do you not have a watch?

Sorry, I don't follow you..

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Usually around 11.

At 10.

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it's getting closer now lol i don't What's cool? that's not a question.